'Blog! The Musical
by Victor J. Lams

I'm obsessed
I'm an addict
I spend every waking minute at the keyboard
I'm jaded
I'm a cynic
There is no greater offense than making me bored
So I'll sit on my butt
Like a bump on a log
De-vot-ing every single gosh darn ounce of strength,
to my
Blog.
Blog.
Blog.
Yes I'm talkin' 'bout 'Blog.
My lovely 'Blog.