My baby told me she was going to Iraq and I asked her what for
She said she was going there to protest the war.
I asked her well, Baby, can I go?
And she said yes but first I had to take off every stitch of my clothes.
I said what are you serious or just making fun of me?
She said I'm serious as serious as serious can be
The only way to face hypocrisy
Is to get naked, dance around, and have the world see.
Well it should be said I'm not the most attractive guy
My midsection hangs down way over my fly
And that's just on those good days when I've got my pants on
But I'll take off my clothes if it helps that Mr. Saddam.
So I took off all my clothes just to see how it'd feel, should
I join her and I have to admit that I felt real, good
Watch out America and watch out UK
Saddam's got another naked human shield just-a heading his way.
For forty six days near Baghdad we sat out in the cold
While CNN came and took their pictures and told
Us we must be crazy, they were just taking advantage of us
But if you can't trust a crazy dictator then just whom can you trust?