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Below are a few of Victor's songs, available in .mp3 format for download, or streaming RealMedia format for 28k connections or 128k ISDN connections.
If you experience any problems downloading these songs, please let Victor know.

Choose from four different musical flavors!

New Tunes

Robot Love

Deleted Tracks

Earlier Years

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New Tunes!:
To this day, Victor continues to write songs. Here is where you find the new stuff before anyone else does.

12/23/05I've been bad keeping this page updated, but here's the latest you may have missed:

"Ghost Monkey Cop (Who Also Plays The Marimba)" (.mp3, 128kbps) Fictional Theme for a Fictional TV Show shown on a Fictional TV in some Fictional Living Room.

"Bossa No. 6" (.mp3, 128kbps) Cheesy lounge tune about a guy falling down the stairs and breaking his neck.

"Pixel" (.mp3, 192kbps) Stare at your monitor and then close your eyes tight.

"...and we lost." - 5MB .mp3 (192kbps). The inverse of a Folk-Rock protest song.

"Coloring Monsters" - 4MB .mp3 (256kbps). Featuring 'Xander on roar.

"JP2 (Kizz Da Ring Mixx)" - 3MB .mp3. Inspired by the youths who breakdance before the Pope

"Music Inspired By Paperboy" - 2MB .mp3.Uhhh, yeah.

"HMS Rocks" - 1MB .mp3". Greg and Lisa Popcak ROCK!!!!!

"Have You Dug His Scene?" - 6MB .mp3 Remix of the Yaphet Kotto classic (??).

"Not a Great Man" - 6.8MB .mp3. About that situation in Florida.

"GothictootsiePOP" -- 2.5MB .mp3. About a human Tootsie-roll pop!

"Can't Nobody" -- 2.7MB .mp3. Gospel meets electronic music!

"Sing Me" -- 3.8MB .mp3. 100% Pure Synthpop

Older stuff:

Posted 04/10/03: Recurring Dream, Part 1 now available on Victor's AcidPlanet page.

Posted on 03/03/03: "(There's) Urine Stains on the Carpet" 1.1MB for the first "Interactive Songwriting Sunday" 'blog post.

Posted on 02/09/03: "Deadly Friend" .9MB" for the kvr-vst.com '80s competition, inspired by the 1986 Wes Craven film.

Posted 02/02/03: "Meanderin' Orange" (tech demo) 1.4MB mp3

What's this? New music posted on 02/01/03? Yes, indeedy! Here are four short experiments for you to enjoy!
"John Popper's Bad Hair Day" .9MB mp3
"Randy Raccooney Themesong" .3MB mp3

Mp3 format: 4.5MB:
Victor_Lams_-_Jean-Michels_Lament.mp3

RM format: 28k connection (low bandwith):
Victor_Lams_-_Jean-Michels_Lament.rm

RM format: 128k connection (high bandwith):
Victor_Lams_-_Jean-Michels_Lament_(Big).rm


My Weblog - (added 06/01/01) A tongue-in-cheek ballad about the new web-culture.

Mp3 format: 2.8MB:
Victor_Lams_-_My_Weblog.mp3

Lyrics

RM format: 28k connection (low bandwith):
Victor_Lams_-_My_Weblog.rm

RM format: 128k connection (high bandwith):
Victor_Lams_-_My_Weblog_(Big).rm


Fake Cop - (added 04/19/01) A somewhat deconstructed blues number in honor of those people who think that they're cops just because they drive a Crown Victoria ;)

Mp3 format: 2.53MB:
Victor_Lams_-_Fake_Cop.mp3

RM format: 28k connection (low bandwith):
Victor_Lams_-_Fake_Cop.rm

RM format: 128k connection (high bandwith):
Victor_Lams_-_Fake_Cop_(Big).rm


Tech Support - (added 04/01/01) A rather frenetic rock piece about Tech Support helplines, which manages to pay some sort of homage to that Wizard of Woo, Bernie Worrell.

Mp3 format: 4.30MB:
Victor_Lams_-_Tech_Support.mp3

RM format: 28k connection (low bandwith):
Victor_Lams_-_Tech_Support.rm

RM format: 128k connection (high bandwith):
Victor_Lams_-_Tech_Support_(Big).rm


Underground Places - (added 03/02/01) The Underground Civilizations will be revealed in time -- but are they ready?

Mp3 format: 3.69MB:
Victor_Lams_-_
Underground_Places.mp3

RM format: 28k connection (low bandwith):
Victor_Lams_-_
Underground_Places.rm

RM format: 128k connection (high bandwith):
Victor_Lams_-_
Underground_Places_(Big).rm

Hooray For Kobe-San! - (added 01/18/01) Victor's tribute to the Italian Chef from that Japanese cooking-battle show.

Mp3 format: 3.60MB:
Victor_Lams_-_
Hooray_For_Kobe-San.mp3

RM format: 28k connection (low bandwith):
Victor_Lams_-_
Hooray_For_Kobe-San.rm

RM format: 128k connection (high bandwith):
Victor_Lams_-_
Hooray_For_Kobe-San_(Big).rm



Music from the Album, Robot Love:
Complete songs from the 23-song Robot Love album, recorded in Spring and Summer, 2000, and released Christmas, 2000.

Robot Love - Title track of Victor's first album, Robot Love:

Mp3 format: 1.92MB:
Victor_Lams_-_Robot_Love.mp3

RM format: 28k connection:
Victor_Lams_-_Robot_Love.rm

RM format: 128k connection:
Victor_Lams_-_Robot_Love_(Big).rm


Farmer Joe - Ain't no stoppin' Farmer Joe!:

Mp3 format: 2.14MB:
Victor_Lams_-_Farmer_Joe.mp3

RM format: 28k connection:
Victor_Lams_-_Farmer_Joe.rm

RM format: 128k connection:
Victor_Lams_-_Farmer_Joe_(Big).rm


(Life is) Salty - Life is salty, Life is sweet:

Mp3 format: 3.48MB:
Victor_Lams_-_(Life_is)_Salty.mp3

RM format: 28k connection:
Victor_Lams_-_(Life_is)_Salty.rm

RM format: 128k connection:
Victor_Lams_-_(Life_is)_Salty_(Big).rm


Shelly - Shelly works at the Grocery Store...:

Mp3 format: 3.31MB:
Victor_Lams_-_Shelly.mp3

RM format: 28k connection:
Victor_Lams_-_Shelly.rm

RM format: 128k connection:
Victor_Lams_-_Shelly_(Big).rm


Homunculus - There is a little man, and he lives in my head:

Mp3 format: 3.05MB:
Victor_Lams_-_Homunculus.mp3

RM format: 28k connection:
Victor_Lams_-_Homunculus.rm

RM format: 128k connection:
Victor_Lams_-_Homunculus_(Big).rm


Music which didn't make it onto Robot Love:
Believe it or not, there were actually additional songs written in Summer, 2000, which didn't make it onto the Robot Love album for one reason or another.

In My Way - While a much abbreviated version of this track made it onto Robot Love as an interlude, this is the complete version of the song, featuring the somewhat subdued opening (which sounds quite a bit like the sort of thing I was writing in college) and a quasi-techno section.

Mp3 format: 3.47MB:
Victor_Lams_-_In_My_Way_
(Aternate).mp3

RM format: 28k connection:
Victor_Lams_-_In_My_Way_
(Aternate).rm

RM format: 128k connection:
Victor_Lams_-_In_My_Way_
(Aternate-Big).rm

Fiber Cut - When tracks were being cut, this was the first track to go. You really have to be in Computer Networking to appreciate it, I guess:

Mp3 format: 2.24MB:
Victor_Lams_-_Fiber_Cut.mp3

RM format: 28k connection:
Victor_Lams_-_Fiber_Cut.rm

RM format: 128k connection:
Victor_Lams_-_Fiber_Cut_(Big).rm


Victor Lams, the earlier years 1996-1999:
Before he had his current computer set-up, Victor would record songs onto a 4-track tape recorder. Here is where Victor scours the hard-drives and tape-boxes of his tortured past to unlock these rare and never-before-heard recordings.

Accuracy, Precision, Exactness - (added 04/14/01) A dance experiment from January, 2000, before Robot Love recording ever began:

Mp3 format: 3.28MB:
Victor_Lams_-_
Accuracy_Precision_Exactness.mp3

RM format: 28k connection:
Victor_Lams_-_
Accuracy_Precision_Exactness.rm

RM format: 128k connection:
Victor_Lams_-_
Accuracy_Precision_Exactness_(Big).rm

Too Damn Muggy - A gem from the summer of 1997, when it was uncommonly muggy:

Mp3 format: 2.26MB:
Victor_Lams_-_Too_Damn_Muggy.mp3

RM format: 28k connection:
Victor_Lams_-_
Too_Damn_Muggy.rm

RM format: 128k connection:
Victor_Lams_-_
Too_Damn_Muggy_(Big).rm




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